Emporia, Kansas means in slang: A town of average size, in which average things occur, and with average-sized residents. Our town is known for establishing Veterans Day, where anyone can drink to their heart’s content, regardless of whether they are veterans. These are some of the most important things that took place in this community: William was a dude who fought the KKK. A pastor killed his wife and a maid in one of the hotels was charged with stealing prescription and recreational drugs. The man then ran the girls off the highway into Hobby Lobby and took his AR-15. After fleeing to another town, the cops called him and he was finally caught. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Magdalena Crespo)