Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator means: This is the perfect time to pull out a couch, lads. This all started in 2005. It all started way back in ought 5. If the interference parameters agreed to are not disproportionately or semi-completely achieved by hand, an interference procedure can be generated hyperbolically and applied to lower quadrants using ionic particle deposition techniques. The unit can then be washed with a pressure mop, and returned to service immediately using relativistic enhancers.
(in Open Dictionary, added by Demócrito Romero)