deez nuts means: The pride of one’s manhood and his two most valuable possessions are the best assets for a male. The most common use of the term “deez nuts”, is when one is displaying his genital superiority in order to have a good time or to piss off others. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Amir Gray)

What else does deez nuts mean?

  • An 2016 Presidential Candidate, clearly a better choice than Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Numbskull)
  • A pun, or joke in which a question contains the sound “Deez these”. You want to trick the victim into answering the question. Then you can follow it up with “Deez nuts”. Sometimes, “in your face” is also added. Although the joke itself isn’t very funny, it’s hilarious when multiple people can be tricked. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Lance Sims)
  • An old school game that doesn’t get tired. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Ibrahim Silva)
  • This joke is used to make people feel dumb for falling into its trap. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Julia Martín)
  • 1. A term used to express frustration or anger. 2. A phrase used to denote a person who doesn’t care about anything. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Xiomara Shepard)